Last weekend my sister, Penny, who plans to wed July 29th had a wedding shower. My other three sisters and I planned it for her. As part of the decorations and an activity too, I made some small envelopes and placed roses are red poems inside them. I found about 50 of them. They were romantic, silly, goofy and some were a little on the mean side but it was still fun to read them. Here are some of them.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Doritos taste good
With Mountain Dew
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sky is bluer
When I’m with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Earthworms are icky
June bugs are too
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate gum
Stuck on my shoe
Roses are red
Violets are blue
July is better
Spent with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is brighter
Shining on you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate taxes
But I love you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me
Just for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oklahoma
Is great here with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love choc’late
More than you do
Okay, roses are fine
And violets are lovely
Now go get me a glass
Of lemon iced tea