The Toughest Thing About Chuck Norris

There are people on the internet who consider Chuck Norris as today’s ultimate tough guy. Here’s some of what I’ve heard.
–When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
–When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
–Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

–Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
–When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
–Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
–Switzerland isn’t really neutral. They just haven’t figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
A big list of these are found on my husband’s blog.
But in the huge list floating all over the www I’m sure they forgot to mention the toughest thing about Chuck Norris. I’m utterly cofident of it. The toughest thing about Chuck is he knows the toughest guy in history. The One who’s toughness is timeless and for eternity. Chuck Norris, I love to say, is a Christian, and he personally knows Jesus Christ. In fact, to back myself up, please check out World Net Daily and read his Christmas letter for yourself. You’ll find it interesting.

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